There were about 5 squirrels within feet of each other today, but most skittered off as I searched for the camera. Pretend there were a bunch more.

I can't come up with his dialogue. My best attempt was "I thought Ms. Finch told you the 'hall monitor' position didn't come with a vehicle allowance, Bobby."
The oaks are starting to grow their new leaves, and everything is finally turning green again.
*wait*
Oh, and happy birthday to me!
That is all.